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wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

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(Source: heatcrashemboar)

suspend:

eats when im sad, sad when i eat

seifukucat:

it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

sherlockisthebest:

gollum imitation 

whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks


When yah parents talking to they friends and you ready to go.

When yah parents talking to they friends and you ready to go.

1969jimmypage:

Idk what he saw but it must have been pretty interesting

  • Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family?
  • Me: *sits with family*
  • Me: *gets insulted by entire family*
  • Me: *goes back to bedroom*

aquarlus:

“hey do you want the rest of my-“

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(Source: yungaquarius)

ninfia:

im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

(Source: fruitpacks)

rnudkipz:

when you start losing a bunch of followers

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(Source: webgf)

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